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U.S. Sentencing Commission Votes to make New Federal Drug Guidelines Retroactive

(MPP) The U.S. Sentencing Commission decided unanimously to make new sentencing guidelines fully retroactive for federal drug offenders, a government press release said today. There are now no limitations on sentence reductions for drug offenses. Now, 46,000 federal drug offenders will be able to file a motion in court to have their sentence reduced by an average of 2 years. This will only apply for those sentenced before November 1, 2014. Congress has until that date to disapprove the amendment.

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indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

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